here’s a joke my dad used to tell me as a kid.
dad: how do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? here’s a hint: it only takes three steps.
(at this point, my brother and i would guess stuff like “push the elephant in slowly, lock the door quickly behind him” or “get a really big refrigerator, find a really small elephant, lure the elephant inside.”)
dad: nope, all your guesses were wrong. give up? here’s the answer: open the door, put the elephant inside, close the door.
me and my brother: …..
dad: okay, how do you get a hippo into a fridge? this takes four steps.
(more wild guesses involving the hippo, the size of the fridge, and various other combos of the two.)
dad: nope, those are wrong. it’s so easy, guys. open the door, take the elephant out, put the hippo in, close the door.
me and my brother: ………………
happy father’s day.
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